Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hell Hath No Fury

What would you do?

The economy's taken a nasty downturn, and you can only afford to keep one of your five mistresses. If only you knew how to choose just one. Why not hold a contest?

That's what Chinese businessman "Fan" did, and just wait until you hear where it got him. Turns out, the first mistress to be eliminated in his little competition talked Mr. Fan and the remaining contestants into taking a "sightseeing trip" with her out in the countryside, where she proceeded to purposely drive the car right off a cliff.

She was killed in the crash, while the others were injured. The women have all since left the man, as did his wife when she learned of his affairs. So, you know, all for naught.

The contest, by the way, judged the women on their looks, singing skills (the whole of Asia is karaoke crazy, and you know it), and their ability to hold their liquor.

I don't know of anyone who could make this story up.

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