Thursday, November 8, 2007

Learning Experience

A booking error caused a surprise visitor to be sent to a UK school to perform for a young man celebrating his sixteenth birthday and his shocked classmates. His mother had arranged for Kevin to go to the school dressed in his gorilla costume, but the talent agency accidentally sent a stripper.

For the record, she started out in a policewoman outfit, then changed into a Britney Spears costume and stripped for the class. She whipped the birthday boy sixteen times, put a collar on him, and told him he'd been a bad boy for not doing his homework. The teacher let the show go on--after all, it was a drama class--until she tried to get the kid to rub cream on her. That might fall under the category of "going to far too great lengths to be the cool high school teacher." Then again, it is Europe.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure you'd have the same effect on a high school boy. You see, he was in drama class... therefore, the stripper was actually pretty benign. If you walked in there in a gorilla suit, well, you know...