Love Machine

Canadian inventor Le Trung claims that he is so busy that he's never had time to find a girlfriend. So what did he do? Join eHarmony? Try speed dating? Ask a friend to arrange a blind date?

No, he created a robot girlfriend. Her name is Aiko, which is Japanese for "love child". That's right, she's Japanese. How original.

Aiko can do the cleaning, read the headlines, and more. "Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways," he said.

She'll even bitch-slap you if you squeeze her too hard.

It's funny that he had $21,000 and endless hours to create Aiko, yet he just doesn't have time to find a girlfriend.

Perv.