Does This White Hood Make My Forehead Look Big?

Look out! Just when I made a crack about Mississippi, here comes Florida, moving in for the kill as the most embarassing state. Leading the charge is Marianna Middle School teacher--and coach--Greg Howard.

While explaining to his class what is meant by Barack Obama's trademark slogan, "Change", he scribbled an acronym on the board:

C an you
H elp
A
N igger
G et
E lected?

Honestly, how do people this stupid even make it to adulthood?

If you're wondering, he was suspended without pay for a whopping 10 days and reassigned to an adult education position. Did I mention he's a coach?