
For breakfast, he consumes three fried egg sandwiches with lettuce, tomato, fried onions, cheese, and mayonnaise, as well as a five-egg omelet, three chocolate-chip pancakes, three sugar-dusted slices of French toast, a bowl of grits, and two cups of coffee.
For lunch, he eats a pound of enriched pasta, two large ham and cheese sandwiches "smothered" with mayonnaise on white bread, and energy drinks.
For dinner, he has a pound of pasta with carbonara sauce, a large pizza, and more energy drinks.
Is anyone else surprised that he's able to leave the toilet long enough to go swimming? Thought so.
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