1. She named her first son Track.
2. She named her first daughter Bristol.
3. She named her second daughter Willow.
4. She named her third daughter Piper.
5. She named her second son Trig.
Ok, John McCain. I have to say that was a pretty good move. I don't know much about Sarah Palin yet, but I do know that the reason she was named as McCain's running mate was because she can beat Joe Biden in a baby-having contest.
So all those women who still haven't dried their eyes after Clinton missed becoming the Dem nominee--despite the Clintons' insistence that her supporters ought to rally around Obama--will throw their votes McCain's way instead.
And many of them won't know anything about Sarah Palin, either--no more than I do right now. But, you know, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Friday, August 29, 2008
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To the person who tried posting a comment: I don't post anonymous comments, as it says above.
Come on--if you're going to post a zinger like "Nobama", at least take credit. That was a GOOD ONE.
You're welcome to repost with a name.
I'm voting for the best ticket of all The Gammill-Hayes Ticket...Real Change, and not so real intelligence! No one would dare accuse these guys of doing too much for the country!
P.S. This is not nick, this is John Anonymous...that is why it is coming up as anonymous!
Look out for the Ferrell-Ernst ticket!
And by Ernst, I mean Abby--even with the recent traumatic brain injury, she's better that who we have now, right?
I've changed my mind, just this once-- here's that comment that was left anonymously:
"Five Better Reasons Why Barack Nobama Should Not Be President
1.Bill Ayers
2.Jeremiah Wright
3.Tony Rezko
4.Father Flager
5.His middle name is Hussein.
Obviously there are more than 5 reasons but I don't have all day and it would that and more to list them all."
I guess he told me, didn't he? After all, I forgot that his middle name was Hussein, and he's a Islamic terrorist.
The Ferrell-Ernst ticket...oh my gosh...NOOOO finally a competition i am not ready for...you will carry the dog vote HUGE and well... Let't not forget the powerful debating skills!
We will withdraw from the race...brilliant strategy i will set my sights on something bigger...like the state senate!
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