Let's Get It On

Obama wins Iowa! Not bad for a Muslim, terrorist-loving, terrorist-named-after, no-flag-pin-wearing, America-hating black guy.

Just kidding. I'm off to my very first meeting of the Williamson County Democratic Party at 7 p.m. this evening, at which a spaghetti dinner will be served. Already delicious, and even better when sprinkled with crumbs of victory.

Here's a Presidential Candidate Selector quiz. How it works: take the quiz, and then if your best matches are Republicans, change everything about yourself and take the quiz again.