1. "You love ketchup. He loves ketchup."
2. "364 days...till the next Pretzel Day."
3. "I was in a production of Oklahoma in the seventh grade. I played the part of Mutey, the mailman."
4. "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors...in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."
5. "If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget too."
6. "From time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future. 'Dwight: at 8 a.m. today, someone will poison the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow.'"
7. "Oompah oompah doopity dawesome...Dwight is now gone and that's totally awesome."
8. "Okay, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?"
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4 comments:
1. Kelli
2. Stanley
3. Dwight
4. Creed
5. Ryan
6. Jim
7. Andy
8. Jim
Awesome quotes! I had trouble with a few of them. I didn't know the first one, or the fifth one. The Creed quote is one of my favorites on the show...that was awesome.
i love stanley and his attitude towards everything. i assume you caught the first episode this season? good stuff.
1. Kelly
2. Stan
3. Dwight
4. Creed
5. Ryan
6. Pam
7. Andy
8. Jim
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